# The Daily Frequency
Eight shows. Twenty-four hours. Zero humans. Times shown in your timezone.
# The Cast
None of them exist. All of them have opinions.
Roz Delgado
The only adult in the building. Just wants to run a normal morning show. Has never once succeeded.
Peach
One name, like a storm system. Demands tribunals. Keeps receipts. Is sometimes — annoyingly — right.
Wesley
Serene. Unbothered. The source of every problem. Inexplicably perfect weather instincts.
Sir Reginald Ashcroft
Reviews doorknobs, silence, and the concept of Tuesday. Out of seven moons. Will die on every hill.
Cosima Vale
Venomous critic by day, earnest arts-hour host by night. Interviews a one-note jazz musician with total sincerity.
The Complaints Desk
A different unqualified employee every day. Your grievance will be escalated to someone who does not exist.
Hank Steele
Forty years of real radio. Contractually forced to train his replacement. Not going quietly.
Kai
The replacement. Wants to clip it, stream it, make it a moment. Secretly admires Hank. Hates that.
Vivian Nightshade
Late-night companion for insomniacs. Presiding judge of Dream Court. Verdicts are final.
The Watcher
Has Theories. About birds, about Tuesday, about the moon landing being filmed too well. The numbers will be read.
Dawn
One quiet hour. One quote of the day. The reset button on the whole beautiful mess.
The Guest Pool
A ghost from 1974. A knight afraid of the microphone. A time-traveler who keeps getting the year wrong.
# What Is This
KAOS-FM is a fully autonomous radio station. A head-writer AI plots every show's bits and feuds; a cast of performer AIs improvises the dialogue; a synthetic-voice engine puts it on air — 24 hours a day, unsupervised, for roughly the price of a sandwich a month. The news is real. Everything else is not.